The writing is nice here. Good, old fashioned copywriting. No bullshit. Just get to it. That's what I like.
I also like that the logo says "New!" above it. If it didn't there's not a chance in hell I would buy this crap. I am just as excited about these treats as the person who wrote the exclamation point after "New."
What's bothering me a little bit is that smug little bitch in the middle. Here she has 3 stuffed animals, a blanket, some cups, and a tea kettle---and she has the balls to ask for fucking cookies too. It's called using your imagination, kid. Use some rocks. Use some leaves. I don't care. Just stop harassing mommy for some damn cookies and give your piss-colored bear some fake tea.
Overall, i think this ad lacks in pizzazz what I lack in a vagina. The art direction makes me want to vomit on my face. Just my opinion though.
Pamplemousse, calm down...Just because your mommy never baked you cookies doesn't mean you have to go around hating on (trying to fuck) little girls.
What I don't understand about this ad is, why did they crop the "uncle" out of the shot? The whole concept is lost without him. Plus, Steve Buscemi was probably really expensive to book. That's a lot of wasted scratch.
Why is the tag in all caps? Are you supposed to say it really loud in your head when you read it? Oh, and the storybook-initial-cap on a poem? Very original.
Chicken Neck, I was going to do this ad pro bono, but every time I got on the blanket, the little girl started crying. So I left. Fuck Nestle. I trucked all the way out to Jersey on a Tuesday just so some cranky buttercup could remind me that I'm a scary dude?! Total bull crap.
I really think the poem works here, thoughts?
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The writing is nice here. Good, old fashioned copywriting. No bullshit. Just get to it. That's what I like.
I also like that the logo says "New!" above it. If it didn't there's not a chance in hell I would buy this crap. I am just as excited about these treats as the person who wrote the exclamation point after "New."
What's bothering me a little bit is that smug little bitch in the middle. Here she has 3 stuffed animals, a blanket, some cups, and a tea kettle---and she has the balls to ask for fucking cookies too. It's called using your imagination, kid. Use some rocks. Use some leaves. I don't care. Just stop harassing mommy for some damn cookies and give your piss-colored bear some fake tea.
Overall, i think this ad lacks in pizzazz what I lack in a vagina. The art direction makes me want to vomit on my face. Just my opinion though.
Pamplemousse, calm down...Just because your mommy never baked you cookies doesn't mean you have to go around hating on (trying to fuck) little girls.
What I don't understand about this ad is, why did they crop the "uncle" out of the shot? The whole concept is lost without him. Plus, Steve Buscemi was probably really expensive to book. That's a lot of wasted scratch.
Why is the tag in all caps? Are you supposed to say it really loud in your head when you read it? Oh, and the storybook-initial-cap on a poem? Very original.
Chicken Neck, I was going to do this ad pro bono, but every time I got on the blanket, the little girl started crying. So I left. Fuck Nestle. I trucked all the way out to Jersey on a Tuesday just so some cranky buttercup could remind me that I'm a scary dude?! Total bull crap.
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